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Dear Mr. Bicycle Saddle Maker

Hello Sirs and Madams,

My name is RL Policar, mountain biker extraordinaire. I would like to petition your company as well as your competitors to please start making saddles that don’t feel like a brick.

We understand that the bicycle seat industry has tried so many variations to make the rider more comfy…but WTF is this? It looks more like a spoiler that goes on a badly customized Mazda

Then you guys came up with this thing…it looks like a prostate exam that’s waiting to happen…and it doesn’t call you back!

But what was funny is that a few guys kinda took matters into their own hands and designed a bike around the best place to sit…on a couch.

So rather than trying to look cool with your shinny carbon saddles, anatomic cut outs and stuff. Why not ask the regular guy what they would want. I’m sure they’d all agree that a saddle that combines the comfy-ness of a couch and performance like that prostate exam thing you guys made would be a great saddle.

Thanks for listening,

RL Policar
Mountain Biking Aficionado