New Partner: Ahrens Bicycles

Ahrens Bicycles just sent us the WiseCracker Bottle Opener to perform a review.

Here’s what they have to say about the bottle opener:

Mountain biking and beer go together hand-in-hand. The WiseCracker bottle opener is your key to opening pure liquid enjoyment after any ride. No need to fumble around looking for your keychain opener…just use the opener that’s clamped onto your bike!

Here’s some pics of the WiseCracker.

Here’s the specs:

WiseCracker Features:

CNC machined from 6061-T6 aluminum
* Hard black anodized finish/laser marked
* Stack Height/Overall Thickness = 12.7mm
* Weight (27.2mm) = 36 grams

Clamp Sizes Available:

Seat Tube = 25.4, 27.2, 30.9 and 31.6mm

Steer Tube = 1-1/8″ (28.6mm)

Park Tool Repair Stand Version Coming Soon! How cool is that!

Patent Pending


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MSRP $29.95

So we’re actually sending this over to our resident lush, Randy in Harrisburg, PA. I’m sure he and his buddies can give it a good workout.


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