Came across this and thought I’d share. The Mountain Bike Dictionary.
After a quick perusal, one of my favorites:
Auger v.: to involuntarily take drill samples of the local geology (usually with your face) during a crash. See face plant. Also see “The Moe” below.
By the way, I vote we never let Moe live this one down… like “Hmmm… I think we need a sample of this back at headquarters… Hey Moe, time to auger!”