How to look like a rock star for $10

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On last Saturday’s ride through Sycamore Canyon, I was miserable. Worn out and dehydrated, I was jacked up. But I looked great! How? It was only possible with the help of my new glasses…

My new sunglasses says “ride like a rock star.”

Just match it up with a white helmet, and you’re ready to roll.

Now you’re probably wondering “How can I look as cool as RL?” Well young grasshopper, you’re in luck. I will now bestow some knowledge on how you to can be like me…ready?

1.Go to Walmart
2.Walk to the Sunglasses area.
3. Pick the same glasses or something similar, it has to look cool.
-you may have to go to the ladies sunglasses section, I did!
4. Pay for them.
5. Rock em’ on your next ride!

That’s it! See how easy that was. Go on, get your rock on and have fun out there!

RL Policar

RL Policar is an avid mountain biker and the Editor In-Chief of and Between the two sites, he's published well over 4,000 articles (and growing).

2 thoughts on “How to look like a rock star for $10

  1. sorry pal, but these glasses look like a combination of elvis’ glasses and kids toy glasses. are you sure you didn’t borrow these from one of your kids? 🙂

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