If you’re a woman, ya. But I found that it really isn’t all that necessary. A few years ago, I used to shave my legs in hopes that it would cut down on wind resistance (ya right) and if I were to crash, cleaning the wound would be easier and it decreases the chances of…
Category: Humor
Haven’t been riding lately? Eating too much burritos and fried chicken? Now you’re feeling fat and unmotivated to ride. Well I have 4 tips for you to turn things around. 1. If you’re feeling fat, well most likely your clothes are too tight! Go shopping for bigger clothes that fit better.If you normally wear a…
Not to get confused with the POOP article, the brown stuff I’m talking about today would be the stuff you eat! The other day I had some un-special brownies from my local 7/11 about 30 mins before my ride. I gotta tell you, those brownies must have had some special sugar or something, because I…
Ok need to vent, I HATE DOG POOP! I hate stepping on it, running it over and smelling it. I HATE IT! For the record, I’m a dog lover. In fact my dog Cowboy is the BEST DOG in THE WORLD! I just can’t stand it when I run it over on my bike. Here’s…
The other day, Team Racer, Art “Jedi Master” Aguilar and I were having a conversation about racing. We got on the subject on amount of skill level that it takes to race in the Expert Category. While on a drunken stupor, Art began to explain that there is a HUGE difference in skill and talent.…
I recently read an article where a study found something interesting….this study showed that a compared the testosterone levels of group of men who drove around in 2 different cars. One was a Toyota Camry and the other was a Convertible Porsche. The study showed that when the men drove the Porsche, their testosterone levels…
So there I was sitting and thinking, “how is it these guys who race PRO are SOOO darn good?” Well I’ve come the conclusion that if I were to ever become as good as they are that I’d have to make riding a full time job. Yep, all I need to do is quit my…
I’m sure I’m not the only one that cuts the cheese while I ride. But if you’re not careful, you might just end up sharting in your shorts. This actually reminds me of the time that I sharted at a Christmas party. My nephew was laying on the couch playing his portable game thing like…
The man behind the inspiration for my EVEL jersey. I salute you Evel Knievel and because you’re super cool we came out with a jersey in honor of you.