Category: Humor

Ok let’s do a heart to heart here….one thing I can’t stand is the term “BRO” by people I don’t know. Everyday I’m inundated by strangers using the word “BRO” when they’re talking to me. For example, “Hey Bro…Thanks Bro…Bro can you pass the ketchup…Bro you have some spare change…Bro do you have a dollar…Bro…

Boss Man RL is going for the big 2-9 today… or was that the 3-9… awwww fuhgedboutit. Boss Man RL is turning a year older today. Not only does he have the best mountain biking blog known to mankind, RL is also a great family man and friend. We can all attest that we are…

As you may have figured it out, I am a huge fan of my Pink Tuxedo Jersey. Well check out what The Sweet Cakery made for my birthday. Here I am matching with the cake,

Is this your view every time you ride? I’m sure you’ve heard the saying “If you want to ride faster, ride with fast people.” Ya that’s sorta true, but dude, that’s a ton of work! So my solution, find SLOW people to ride with. That way you’ll be the faster one of the group! You…

Usually when we set up rides, we’ll send out emails to see who can make it. At that time we’ll determine what schedule works out best for everyone. There have been occasions where we’ve had to roll out in 2 separate groups just to accommodate everyone. Well yesterday’s ride was no exception. We had Doc…

In the unfortunate event that you are forced to protect yourself and your property from trail thugs, knowing how to do so properly can literally mean the difference of you going out for burritos after your ride or being taken away on a stretcher. Below we will demonstrate some basic Trail Thug Fighting Techniques…or TTFT.…

Now that The Moe has all this time on his hands because he does not have to train to race, he has found his new calling: Inspirational Mountain Biker It all came to me after last week’s ride. One of our riding buddies stated that he wouldn’t have ridden if it wasn’t because The Moe…

This past weekend Priscilla and I called up the troops to see if they’d like to join us at Aliso Woods for a super fun, easy paced ride. This venue has to be one of our favorite places to ride. It offers so much as far as variety in the type of trails out there.…

On the morning of your ride, do you ever stand there like a chick and ask yourself….”hmm what should I wear?” If you’re anything like me, you’ve got more jerseys than regular “civilian” clothing. The dilemma is trying to figure out which jersey/shorts and socks would be appropriate for the ride. Personally I like to…

Wednesday was Priscilla’s Crazy Sock Birthday Ride. We gathered the usual suspects, minus Doc Thunda, he said something about having to go to Laguna Beach to get custom fitted for skinny jeans. Anyhow, the point of having a Crazy Sock ride is to wear CRAZY SOCKS! Well I have some good news, the crew showed…