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You Are What You Drink

Posted by Albacore On January - 11 - 2013

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I’ve heard it said, “You are what you eat.” I call B.S. I have been eating fast food for years and I have yet to get any faster. After brewing my daily pot of coffee this morning I have come to the realization You Are What You Drink. I like my coffee black, mornings, afternoon, strong and black. My wife on the other hand has a tremendous sweet tooth. I joke that she doesn’t add coconut creamer to her coffee but rather she adds coffee to her sweetened creamer. She is much sweeter than I. I like sugar too — sugar that has been cooked down, fermented, distilled, and aged into rum. Given my bitter disposition it should be no surprise that I drink a fair about of beer; bitter IPAs most regularly. I am imbibing as I type this. My beverage stays chilled thanks to my favorite coozie (maybe 2nd fave, these are awesome). Sadly, my glorious G-men failed to make the playoffs this year. You are what you drink? Call me a loser.

2 Responses to “You Are What You Drink”

  1. HARD COREy says:

    Know when you throw up in your mouth a little but then you swallow it back down, does that count?

  2. Albacore says:

    Yes, it’s called regurgitation reclamation. It shows you are green and follow that reduce, reuse, recycle propaganda.

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