I hate dog poop!

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Ok need to vent, I HATE DOG POOP! I hate stepping on it, running it over and smelling it. I HATE IT! For the record, I’m a dog lover. In fact my dog Cowboy is the BEST DOG in THE WORLD! I just can’t stand it when I run it over on my bike.

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Here’s what happened to me this past weekend. My daughter wanted to go for a ride with us, so we hit up the world Famous Fullerton Loop. As my daughter rode through the trail, she inadvertently ran over dog poop. So when I reached over to help her with the water bottle from her bike, I ended up grabbing a handful of poop!

Dramatization-This was actually cake batter. But I felt the need to emphasize the poop on my hands. You know it took a full water bottle just to wash off the poop! Stupid dog owners who don’t pick up after their dogs…
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UGH! Now that I have that off my chest…err hands, I’d like to plead….or threaten dog people, “IF YOU DON’T PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG, I’M GOING TO TAKE A DUMP AND LEAVE IT ON YOUR FRONT DOOR!”

Rant over.

RL Policar

RL Policar is an avid mountain biker and the Editor In-Chief of MtnBikeRiders.com and BikeCommuters.com. Between the two sites, he's published well over 4,000 articles (and growing).

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6 thoughts on “I hate dog poop!

  1. I agree, but you need to go further. Here in Colorado, horse poop is a huge problem on nearly every shared trail. Pack it out would be best, but at least push it off the trail!

  2. This reminds me of a trail I started calling SH*T trail (AKA Santiago Oaks)her in OC. Every time I went down this trail in the same spot I would run over this crap (<Yeah I know.).Got to be that if I saw it I had to bunny hop over it, I even hit my buddy with it once or got it on me.
    I hated this so much that I stopped riding the trail. Later I had heard it was some guy doing it.
    Hey RL it could have been a wild Chupacabra, what was the consistency like.

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