Category: Humor

Going from one trail to another via fireroad. No leg pads, just the arms as they’re pretty comfortable. I got to put my new Sette Strike pads I purchased last week to use when I rode at Aliso. As I was coming down Rock-it I slowed down way too much and my front wheel got…

Certain terms in mountain biking could be considered as an innuendo by a person that might be walking by while you and your buddies are talking shop. For example… “Oh I like the 5 inches…” “I thought it was going to be bigger, but when I say on it, it felt just right” “I’ve got…

Once in a while I get into a funk… No not George Clinton kinda funk. But the funk where I feel kinda burnt out from work, life, finances and dieting…So there I was today, in this cloud, a funky cloud. So there were a few things bothering me, such as my rugged good looks. Sometimes…

I was looking at myself in the mirror and said, “dang, I’m sooo handsome!” Then it occurred to me the reason why I’m hot is because of my short hair. Oh and I truly believe that my shorter hair has made me a faster rider. See this picture, I had long hair. I wasn’t hot…

Back in the day when I was a young pup, my dad would always drink this stuff. I never understood it because it basically tasted like tomatoes. I’ve always associated V8 as an “old peoples” drink. Well now that I’m older and way fatter, I think this drink has sorta grown on me. It’s kinda…

The other day I was walking to the garage and I noticed something on the ground, it was an action figure that resembled our friend Bryan Thombs(click here for a picture of him) of Evomo. So I picked it up and called him “Lil’ Bryan.” Then I decided to do something like Flat Stanley and…

To me it never made sense to have models standing or posing next to just about anything you can think of. All that does is take your focus away from your product and onto the model. Some may disagree, but I think if you take someone like me, obviously I’m damn sexy, but not too…

Yesterday was our official first day of our weight loss wager. If you have no clue what I’m talking about, click HERE. Vince sent me a few photos of him and his scale info. I didn’t get a chance to snap a photo of myself, so I’m using one from this weekend… Here’s one of…

Check this out…as I was walking out of the FSA BB30 reveal(more on that later), I caught a glimpse of the guys at Evomo. Somehow their truck got stuck.